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 The Latest Criminal activity From The Worst Of Society

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 The Latest Criminal activity From The Worst Of Society

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Witney Police - bomb incident

Sunday 4th August.

I loud bang was heard emanating from Pound Close, Witney.

A young blonde haired man was seen leaving the location of the suspected terrorist attack with his finger in his right ear and wriggling it as if to ease the irritation of short term tinnitus possibly due to a bomb related sudden loud noise. 


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A house in Duck, Wurtney  has been investigated for a number of illegal activities.

Vaping and the selling of naughty naughty vials on the premise.

Lewd behaviour from Teen Male, egged on by Victoria "Sky High" Cuttsey, who is an as yet undetermined family member who was at the location and should have known better.

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