Druggle Bust in 3 pounder close: The state of drug dealing

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Shocking Drug Dealing Fiasco.

After having arrived at the location in order to purchase some drugs purely for undiscovered P.C. business you understand, the young adults on the premises acted in a very unfriendly way. I thought that this is no way to treat a potential customer and that the schools should be teaching basic retail skills. Rather rudely a large, blonde man/boy said that he could "do me a half used vape and some paracetamols". He further added to insult that he could only let me have the Panadol fizzy ones and not the fizzy Tesco ones as the fizzy Tesco ones are his Uncle Tom's and he would never ever never sell any of his made up Unc's pharmaceuticals to no one. It's just not worth it. Not even the imodiums that the afore mentioned dodgy Uncle left behind when he stayed over that time and there was questionable spicy seafood at the BBQ causing the dodgy Unc to have a dodgy tum.  Seems fine for the teenage knuckle draggers to drink all the benevolent's uncle's booze though! There is usually sod all booze left the next time Unc does a sleep over. Effing teen agers!

conclusion: 

"The state of drug dealing out of Pounding Close is shocking!"

If you have any information on this suspected inferior customer relations, please contact:

P.C.  R.Sole 

pcrobertsole@witneypolice.com