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Privacy Policy: You have no Privacy or freedom of speech

                                              WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU. 

Even now as you are on your computer logged onto our website we have your IP address. And since we are the PoPo and have no qualms abusing our powers we also have your physical address.

                                                WE KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!

If you are using your WiFi at home, we now know where you live. 

We also have the ability to secretly turn your web cam on and record what we see. We love doing that. Even when you think that your computer is turned off, we can still see and hear you. Ever wondered why the battery on your phone or laptop went dead even when you were not using it? Ever wondered why you were just talking about something and you get an advert about it? We make a fortune selling that info to the retailers. £££

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